![]() After we woohoo, Bonehilda sleeps in my bed for hours and then just disappears. Clearly, this is a woman who wants to be chased.Īnd chase her I do, repeatedly conjuring her until I can get our romance meter full enough so we can bone. Bonehilda leaves as the bartender hands my drink over. This time I'm sporting a more toned-down look, and head inside to order us both a drink. She agrees, and we head to The Shrieking Llama in Windenburg. This time, I ask her out on a date, because I have no shame. ![]() I head home, my head hanging in embarrassment, and immediately conjure her again. Yup, as soon as I step foot in the store, Bonehilda turns on her heel bone and hoofs it out of there, leaving me to pretend that I'm actually interested in the activewear section.ĭespite the negative effect Bonehilda's presence has on my emotional state, I'm doggedly pursuing her, which is not unlike what I did with problematic men in my youth ![]() I arrive clad in a sexy leather dress, Bonehilda by my side in all her black-and-white glory - and get stood up just as I cross the retail store's threshold. You've gotta respect a woman who knows what she wants, and it's clear Bonehilda wants me, so I put on my best formal outfit and head to meet her at The Roadstead retail store in Magnolia Promenade. I don't have to do much, however, as Bonehilda asks me out on a date faster than I can say "sul-sul". The woman is clearly unhinged, but I ignore the red flags and carry on wooing her. A puddle appears at her feet (unsure how, as she doesn't have a bladder) just before she walks downstairs to stand in front of my entryway mirror and chat excitedly to her reflection. Lo and behold, I catch her conjuring a plate of grilled cheese out of midair just to leave it on the end table in my bedroom. As I'm "taking a terrified poo" (despite my proclivity as a paranormal investigator, my Sim still gets spooked by the goings-on in the haunted house), I keep an eye on Bonehilda. I need to make this human chassis mine, but first I have to take care of some pesky corporeal bodily functions. She appears, smoking black martini glass in hand, and immediately begins stirring the proverbial pot - she's exactly my type of woman. Where Guidry cleans up messes I've left behind, Bonehilda leaves messes in her wake. Not only do I have to summon Bonehilda, which implies the skeletal maid loves to play hard to get, but whenever I do summon her she brings along a special brand of chaos. Bad bitch BonehildaĮnter Bonehilda, to whom Guidry is diametrically opposed. But I am a messy bitch who loves drama, and when multiple days of woohoo-ing with Guidry doesn't lead to a proposal, I decide to play the undead field for a bit. ![]() All it takes is a few short sessions of aggressive flirtation and Guidry and I are woo-hooing in bed, shortly after which I ask him to be my boyfriend. Since Guidry is made of such exquisite boyfriend material, and often appears with a pink glow denoting he's in a flirtatious mood, wining and dining the spectral sweetheart is fairly easy. Naturally, Sim Alyssa has two cats, and Guidry loves to spend time with them, often sitting on a stool in my bathroom and chatting nonsense with Hellboy. Guidry regularly cleans my entire Sims house, collecting stray plates, running the dishwasher, and emptying the garbage with nary a complaint. I can ignore the creepy sleep staring if it means the strange Ghostbusters-esque slime that appears by my tub is promptly scrubbed, thank you. Whenever Guidry arrives - which is usually when Sims Alyssa is asleep - he hovers over the bed for an uncomfortably long amount of time before going about the house tidying up. Guidry is a good spirit, or as the living might call him, a nice guy, and it swiftly becomes apparent that he would be the kind of boyfriend who would sit through 12 seasons of The Real Housewives of New York City and not complain once. ![]() After living on the haunted lot for a day or two in Sims time, a pop-up notification appears from Guidry, who introduces himself and offers his support during "this whole haunted house predicament". ![]()
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